throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:

deanscourse:

paper-mario-wiki:

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

ittybittywhatapity:

justasweird:

ilovepeppers:

Me during a depressive episode

she did not have to cut off that much fukn hair omfg

SCREAMING

great news everyone I have angel cats in this house whom I am #obsessed with

who’s gonna send me $10,000 and also a private carriage to take my ass to the doctor and get a food allergy test done so i can snack and subsequently p**p in PEACE

sapphics:

butches don’t dress like men. men dress like butches and they do it wrong. signed god herself

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

dirtgirl1999:

feeling like zac & codies mom

island-delver-go:

(Source)

orwellsunderpants:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we end hunger, then how will we be able to threaten people with the specter of starvation?”

“If we guarantee housing, then how will we be able to exploit them under the threat of homelessness?”

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

hardslimebouquet:

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

shitboy96:

I’m glad we all collectively appreciate ratatouille. Remy threw the first brick at stonewall

theatredragon:

greelin:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

op are you a bottom 

stormborn:

reblog this with the first celebrity crush you remember ever having in the tags

goodzillo:

goodzillo:

the right wing talking point of “homosexuality and degeneracy signal the death of great empires”, except as an entirely positive thing

fascists just make us sound cool “the gays destroyed the roman empire and they’ll do the same to the US” sign me up buddy

hungwy:

hungwy:

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

BRRRRING HÆH